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THE PISSWATER INDEX
Every beer we've tested, exposed, and rated
💩 42 Pisswater
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Name
Origin
Beer
Claims
Reality
Score
Foster's Lager
Heineken
Lager
3.7% ABV
💩
Australia
Manchester, UK (Royal Brewery)
100
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Carling Original Lager
Molson Coors
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Canada
Burton upon Trent, UK
80
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Carlsberg Pilsner
Carlsberg
Lager
3.8% ABV
💩
Denmark
Northampton, UK
80
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Coors Original
Molson Coors
Lager
4% ABV
💩
USA (Colorado)
Burton upon Trent, UK
80
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Desperados Tequila Lager
Heineken
Flavoured Lager
5.9% ABV
💩
Mexico-inspired
Netherlands / UK (Heineken)
80
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Special Brew
Carlsberg
Strong Lager
7.5% ABV
💩
Denmark
UK (CMBC)
80
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Stella Artois
AB InBev
Lager
4.6% ABV
💩
Belgium
Magor, Wales, UK
70
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Amstel Lager
Heineken
Lager
4.1% ABV
💩
Netherlands
UK
70
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Tuborg Pilsner
Carlsberg
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Denmark
UK
70
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Budweiser
AB InBev
Lager
4.5% ABV
💩
USA
Magor, Wales, UK
70
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Bud Light
AB InBev
Light Lager
3.5% ABV
💩
USA
Magor, Wales, UK
70
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Beck's Lager
AB InBev
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Germany (Bremen)
UK (AB InBev UK)
70
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Michelob Ultra
AB InBev
Lager
3.5% ABV
💩
USA
Magor, Wales, UK
70
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Kozel Premium Lager
Asahi Breweries
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Czech Republic
UK (Asahi/Staropramen)
70
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San Miguel Especial
Mahou San Miguel
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Spain
UK (Carlsberg Marston's until 2024, then AB InBev)
65
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Kronenbourg 1664
Carlsberg
Lager
4.6% ABV
💩
France
Manchester, UK (CMBC)
65
▶
Carlsberg Export
Carlsberg
Lager
4.8% ABV
💩
Denmark
Northampton, UK
65
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Coors Light
Molson Coors
Light Lager
4% ABV
💩
USA (Colorado)
Burton upon Trent, UK
65
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Cobra Premium Beer
Molson Coors
Lager
4.5% ABV
💩
India
Burton upon Trent & Bedford, UK
65
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Stella Artois Unfiltered
AB InBev
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Belgium
Magor, Wales, UK
55
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Madri Excepcional
Molson Coors
Lager
4.6% ABV
💩
Spain / Madrid
Tadcaster, Yorkshire, UK
55
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Birra Moretti L'Autentica
Heineken
Lager
4.6% ABV
💩
Italy
Manchester, UK
55
▶
Heineken Lager
Heineken
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Netherlands
Manchester / Tadcaster, UK
55
▶
Heineken Silver
Heineken
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Netherlands
UK
55
▶
1664 Blanc
Carlsberg
Wheat Beer
5% ABV
💩
France
Manchester, UK
55
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Corona Extra
AB InBev
Lager
4.5% ABV
💩
Mexico
UK / Europe (brewed under licence for local supply)
55
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Blue Moon Belgian White
Molson Coors
Wheat Beer
5.4% ABV
💩
USA / Belgian-style
UK
55
▶
Kingfisher Premium Lager
United Breweries
Lager
4.8% ABV
💩
India
Various (UK under licence / some imported)
55
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Tiger Beer
Heineken
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Singapore
UK (under licence) or imported
55
▶
Asahi Super Dry
Asahi Breweries
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Japan
Various (some UK, some imported)
55
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Sol
Molson Coors
Lager
4.5% ABV
💩
Mexico
Burton upon Trent, UK
55
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Miller Genuine Draft
Molson Coors
Lager
4.7% ABV
💩
USA (Milwaukee)
Burton upon Trent, UK
55
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Red Stripe
Heineken
Lager
4.7% ABV
💩
Jamaica
Manchester, UK
55
▶
Brooklyn Lager
Carlsberg
Amber Lager
5.2% ABV
💩
USA (Brooklyn)
Northampton, UK
55
▶
Lagunitas IPA
Heineken
IPA
6.2% ABV
💩
USA (California)
UK / Netherlands (Heineken)
55
▶
Goose Island IPA
AB InBev
IPA
5.9% ABV
💩
USA (Chicago)
UK (AB InBev)
55
▶
Holsten Pils
Carlsberg
Pilsner
5% ABV
💩
Germany
UK (CMBC)
55
▶
Kirin Ichiban
Kirin
Lager
5% ABV
💩
Japan
Various (some UK brewed)
40
▶
Grolsch Premium Lager
Asahi Breweries
Lager
4% ABV
💩
Netherlands
Enschede, Netherlands (imported)
40
▶
Sapporo Premium
Sapporo Breweries
Lager
4.9% ABV
💩
Japan
Canada / UK (under licence)
40
▶
Boston Lager
Boston Beer Company
Vienna Lager
4.8% ABV
💩
USA (Boston)
Europe (Heineken facilities)
40
▶
All Day IPA
Mahou San Miguel
Session IPA
4.7% ABV
💩
USA (Michigan)
Spain (Mahou San Miguel)
40
▶
Peroni Nastro Azzurro
Asahi Breweries
Lager
5% ABV
✅
Italy
Rome, Padua, Bari, Italy
25
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Peroni Capri
Asahi Breweries
Lager
4.2% ABV
✅
Italy
Italy
15
▶
Staropramen Premium Lager
Molson Coors
Lager
5% ABV
✅
Czech Republic (Prague)
Prague, Czech Republic (imported)
15
▶
Pilsner Urquell
Asahi Breweries
Pilsner
4.4% ABV
✅
Czech Republic (Plzeň)
Plzeň, Czech Republic
15
▶
Camden Hells Lager
AB InBev
Helles Lager
4.6% ABV
✅
London, UK
London, UK
15
▶
Camden Pale Ale
AB InBev
Pale Ale
4% ABV
✅
London, UK
London, UK
15
▶
Neck Oil Session IPA
Heineken
Session IPA
4.3% ABV
✅
London, UK
London, UK
15
▶
Leffe Blonde
AB InBev
Belgian Blonde Ale
6.6% ABV
✅
Belgium
Leuven, Belgium (AB InBev)
15
▶
Hoegaarden White
AB InBev
Witbier
4.9% ABV
✅
Belgium
Belgium
15
▶
Modelo Especial
Constellation Brands
Lager
4.5% ABV
✅
Mexico
Mexico (imported)
15
▶
Negra Modelo
Constellation Brands
Vienna Lager
5.4% ABV
✅
Mexico
Mexico (imported)
15
▶
Pacifico Clara
Grupo Modelo
Lager
4.5% ABV
✅
Mexico
Mazatlán, Mexico (imported)
15
▶
Franziskaner Weissbier
AB InBev
Hefeweizen
5% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany (imported)
15
▶
Spaten Münchner Hell
AB InBev
Helles Lager
5.2% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany (imported)
15
▶
Budvar (Czechvar) Original
Budějovický Budvar
Lager
5% ABV
✅
Czech Republic
České Budějovice, Czech Republic
0
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Estrella Damm
Damm SA
Lager
4.6% ABV
✅
Spain (Barcelona)
Barcelona, Spain (imported)
0
▶
Estrella Galicia
Hijos de Rivera
Lager
5.5% ABV
✅
Spain (Galicia)
A Coruña, Spain (imported)
0
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Punk IPA
BrewDog PLC
IPA
5.4% ABV
✅
Scotland, UK
Ellon, Aberdeenshire, UK
0
▶
Old Speckled Hen
Greene King
English Bitter/Ale
5% ABV
✅
UK
Bury St Edmunds, UK
0
▶
Guinness Draught
Diageo
Stout
4.2% ABV
✅
Ireland
Dublin, Ireland (imported)
0
▶
Guinness Foreign Extra Stout
Diageo
Stout
7.5% ABV
✅
Ireland
Dublin, Ireland
0
▶
Duvel
Duvel Moortgat
Belgian Strong Golden Ale
8.5% ABV
✅
Belgium
Breendonk, Belgium
0
▶
Erdinger Weissbier
Erdinger
Hefeweizen
5.3% ABV
✅
Germany (Bavaria)
Erding, Bavaria, Germany
0
▶
Paulaner Hefe-Weissbier
Paulaner Brauerei Gruppe
Hefeweizen
5.5% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany
0
▶
Augustiner Helles
Augustiner-Bräu
Helles Lager
5.2% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany
0
▶
Singha Lager
Boon Rawd Brewery
Lager
5% ABV
✅
Thailand
Bangkok, Thailand (imported)
0
▶
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.
Pale Ale
5.6% ABV
✅
USA (California)
Chico, California / Mills River, NC (imported)
0
▶
Hazy Jane
BrewDog PLC
NEIPA
5% ABV
✅
Scotland, UK
Ellon, Scotland, UK
0
▶
Vedett Extra Blond
Duvel Moortgat
Belgian Blond
5.2% ABV
✅
Belgium
Puurs, Belgium (imported)
0
▶
Tsingtao Lager
Tsingtao Brewery
Lager
4.7% ABV
✅
China (Qingdao)
Qingdao, China (imported)
0
▶
Krombacher Pils
Krombacher Brauerei
Pilsner
4.8% ABV
✅
Germany
Kreuztal, Germany (imported)
0
▶
Warsteiner Premium Verum
Warsteiner Brewery
Pilsner
4.8% ABV
✅
Germany
Warstein, Germany (imported)
0
▶
Bitburger Premium Pils
Bitburger Braugruppe
Pilsner
4.8% ABV
✅
Germany
Bitburg, Germany (imported)
0
▶
Hofbräu Original
Staatliches Hofbräuhaus in München
Helles Lager
5.1% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany (imported)
0
▶
Augustiner Edelstoff
Augustiner-Bräu
Export Lager
5.6% ABV
✅
Germany (Munich)
Munich, Germany (imported)
0
▶
Sculpin IPA
Kings & Convicts Brewing
IPA
7% ABV
✅
USA (San Diego)
USA (imported)
0
▶
Chimay Bleue
Scourmont Abbey
Belgian Strong Ale
9% ABV
✅
Belgium
Scourmont Abbey, Belgium (imported)
0
▶
London Porter
Fuller's Brewery
Porter
5.4% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
Griffin Brewery, Chiswick, London, UK
0
▶
Pale Ale
St Peter's Brewery
Pale Ale
4.2% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
Bungay, Suffolk, UK
0
▶
Cream Stout
St Peter's Brewery
Stout
6.5% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
Bungay, Suffolk, UK
0
▶
Brewers Gold
Crouch Vale Brewery
Bitter / Golden Ale
4% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, UK
0
▶
Essex Boys Best Bitter
Crouch Vale Brewery
Best Bitter
3.8% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, UK
0
▶
2.8 Ape
Blue Monkey Brewery
Pale Ale
4% ABV
✅
United Kingdom
Giltbrook, Nottingham, UK
0
▶
Guerrilla Nitro Stout
Blue Monkey Brewery
Stout
✅
United Kingdom
Giltbrook, Nottingham, UK
0
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